Mattress Gate

With the Kangaroo Rodeo in Washington winding down new challenges face the Trump White House. Deemed Mattress Gate the Democrats are hot on the trail of who removed the Do Not Remove tags from the White House Bedding. This is what we know so far. When the Obama's moved out and the Trumps moved into the White House new bedding pillows etc were delivered. We know all of the bedding had the mandatory Federal Tags attached. Upon recent inspection from the White House Staff they noted that all the Tags are missing. A whistleblower contacted the appropriate people at the CIA to confirm these  new allegation. The Whisleblower's identity will naturally remain confidential. The Democrats in the US House of Representatives have pledged they will launch a new Impeachment Inquiry for President Trump. Proof reportedly is, the President had access to scissors and unimpeded access to the bedding. Representative D. Adam Schiff, Beverly Hills California ( yes folks from Hollywood get a representative too} has stated he has seen the evidence that ties President to the scissors and the bedding launching a third Kangaroo Rodeo in Washington DC. Adam is expected to ask the tough question of; what is your favorite color? how long is a string? and what the meaning of Is Is? First witness is reportedly to be Tom Clancy.. Rumors circulating among the Republicans that Adam Schiff is secretively seeking a spot on Dancing With The Stars is also unproven at this time... Also questions from Republicans on why the Democrats all part their hair the same manner should be completely ignored...Happy Trails Tom