Nutcracker Married in England

The Royal Nutcracker was married yesterday and the event was covered by all the major TV networks. We haven't seen this much pomp and circus stuff since The King of Pop died.

The nutcracker kissed his bride and she turned into a beautiful Princess of Cambridge. Sadly.her husband remained a frog.

Now the Brits have another couple to gossip their most secret behaviors. This guarantees years of tabloid gossip and work for the paparazzi.

Proving there is nothing Royal about their head gear or those who sit beneath them.