Message from Iran

Well we're all here and my calendar says 2020. In the news of late is My President Trump ordered an attack on Iranian  Military Leaders at an airport in Iraq. Yep, dead are Colonel Klinq and wingman Sergeant Schultz. These guys stir up more shit globally than 2 Mexicans with spray paint. The Trump Plan you see for extreme terrorists is simple. The Terrorist get the 72 Virgins and Trump puts up a free bomb. Now how could you turn down that deal?  Puff the Magic Dragon (aka the delivery) in Colorado goes to work and these guys are quite literally vaporized from the planet. Iranian President Whohanni is extremely angered with the loss of his favorite henchmen. To clarify what really happened is the following: Trump gets word they have a shot at the top cab drivers in Iran. Trump says, yeah lets do that. The order goes to some guy in Colorado eating a baloney and cheese to take out theses guys. He was hoping to get off a bit early to celebrate in Vegas , not far away. None the less he pushes the button and Cable News Lights up like the 4th of July. The truth here is Trump didn't kill anyone and we have  Thousands of Americans who can and will Push the Button if asked. The best outcome was this action has buried the Nancy spotlight on Impeachment news cycles for a few days. Iran President Whohanni vows death to all Americans and herds a bunch of Iranian citizens into the streets to show CNN they mean business. Things get crazy down at crowd control and 55 people are trampled in the streets. Now we Americans know how to protest in the streets and never has anyone been Trampled. One can only imagine the people were herded against their will by soldiers with guns. They don't have any guns which is problematic with free people. Theses folks got spooked, and killed 55 of their friends and neighbors. So then President Whohanni Opens his Holy Book of Utowe Whatnow and launches 15 missiles at American Soldiers in Iraq.  4 do not work and the other 11 blow up garages at the motor pool.. Okay, this is a mess that Iraqi Soldiers are gonna cleanup. 5 hours later Iran accidentally shoots down a Ukraine 737 passenger plane and kills 176 souls, mostly Canadians.  Death to Americans campaign is not working, clearly Whohanni taking pages from the Bush Play Book of Unintended Consequences. I hear the news that Whohanni is taking shots at Americans Serving In Iraq and I believe this will be the end of Whohanni.  Without any shoes to throw at a US President, Whohannii's options are limited. I  wake next morning expecting to see a smoldering ash heap of Iran with Burkas, Head Mops and Prayer Mats spread among a few remaining radioactive dogs. No No Trump will not attack as I had thought and Nancy had said no no Mr President and then grabbed her beads and did a quick prayer. Trump instead, decides he will impose sanctions on Iran.The Wars in Persia have been ongoing for 10 thousand years.  Don't blame the Jews either as this crap predates Judaism. It was never a problem until they discovered oil. Like a Drug Pusher in Chicago they have money to spread their disease globally. SOLUTION I say give every country on Earth 5 Nuclear Warheads capable of destroying all life on Earth.Theses weapons will not function of coarse. Every time a country pushes a button we take that country out. As long as people think they have power maybe they will stop the hatred senseless killing of innocent Earthlings. Happy New Year and Happy Trails.....