Mythical Value of Toilet Paper

I was stunned upon entering my local super market that on the shelf was a pallet load of Toilet Paper unseen for more than a month. Joy over came my emotion as I grabbed from beneath the ONE Only sign above. This was not my first time purchase as I have been a avid consumer for years. In the check out line the product rang up at $7.99 for 8 rolls. A bit pricey I surmised. It was then that I realized the true value of T.P. cannot be measured on the shelf. The intrinsic nature can only be realized in a sitting position in an uncrowded room. It is also true that those without T.P. are shunned by society. I wondered now that the T.P. is on the shelf, maybe we won't see quite as many masks of other patrons. Happy Trails Tom.