Oh Know Joe

 Oh Know Joe Biden is President.  Or No Know Biden has done it again. His greatest achievement since college plagiarism. We can't start the impeachment for 2 years. Who left the basement door open? What can I say? Did Biden stay in the basement for months to be closer to his voters in the cemetery. Maybe. If I were going to throw an election with a crazy amount of phony ballots I think the first task is to make claims or predictions now that will appear prophetic in November. I'll say we know Trump will refuse to vacate the White House. Statements, the count will continue for days and Trump may lead election day but the Mail In Ballots will swing the vote but, only in a few states and only a few counties. I will just stay here cozy in the basement because I don't do well in the spotlight of tough questions. I will not have a solid platform to attack.  I will have the sweetheart media to validate me early and silence any disputes that will be sure to happen. The Media will be first in line for new events and internet will not be used to contact voters. The poll workers will be trained when and where and how many of the phony ballots will be deployed. The voting machine will be opened to the internet and machines will be shut down periodically to evaluate the tabulation. Poll watchers will be deprived of watching ballots opened. The counting will stop with phony emergencies to confuse and cover the theft going on. We want a close election to give an appearance of authentic. A dramatic win may cause suspicions. I will claim victory early to catch voters off guard. Local politicians and judges will be forewarned of the possible Trump suits. Delay and Obstruction will be my greatest assets. Time will be in my favor and long counting will reduce the time to launch counter attack. What's the worst thing that can happen? It's not Watergate!!  Happy Trails Suckers I'm the President.....