W.T.F.

 I'm not fat, I'm to short. If I could grow another 9 inches taller I'd be perfect. The National Debt is 27 Trillion. This is a fine figure. If the GDP was a Quadrillion.  We're about 773 trillion short right now. So how do we bump up our G.D.P. income from 25 trillion to a Quadrillion. We could ask Bezos or Gates for help. No they could maybe come up with a trillion.  Naw, Bezos and Gates could only pony up 300 billion on a good day. It would take lets see. If there's a thousand trillion in a quad and a thousand billion in a trillion we need 700 more billions to get to the first trillion and then another thousand of those to get to the Quad we need. Hint, the Queen is also tapped out I checked. If we got all the Billionaires we could squeeze to a trillion. We will need a thousand of those folks. We're still a thousand short of our goal. Each US citizen is 888 thousand in debt. Clearly we need a boost. How about we charge aliens to enter our country. Set a pay window at the border. Charge a thousand dollars each with a matinee on Sundays. One Thousand times a Thousand is a million times a thousand to a billion times a thousand to a trillion times a thousand to get to a Quad. Whoops there's only 7.5 billion people on Earth. This is getting into Carl Sagan numbers. Maybe we could tax poop. Ya a poop tax might work if everybody on Earth paid a dollar every day  is 365 times or 365 times 7.5 billion equals. 2 trillion 737 billion 500 million and change. Yep I think a poop tax on all human life will work. And it's only a dollar. Call your Congressman today and wipe out the debt as you wipe your ass.  Take a dump pay a buck.. Happy Trails Suckers Tom