Love is a very expensive thing?

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford advised the rumors of his rendezvous with his former mistress in his former state of Florida are true. The now divorced and soon to be unemployed Governor finds himself without wife or mistress, leaving even more time for hiking to Argentina.
It's unclear if the former mistress has interest in an unemployed and now single Mark Sanford, or hiking for that matter. Could be she is only smitten with powerful married men ,which Mark Sanford is neither.

The lame duck Governor will no doubt be eligible for retirement pay to cover his lack of skills and unemployment. South Carolina should look into withdrawing his retirement for the embarrassment he brought to his adopted state.
The unemployed lame duck former governor is reported to be planning a book and fitness video "Take a Hike with Mark Sanford".

Expectations of a number 2 seller. Voters in South Carolina are clamoring support for anything to remove him from their state.

On the brighter side the Governor may now date local women eliminating the extreme costs of commuting back and forth to Argentina.
When his current term is over he will no doubt leave South Carolina for other destinations, possibly Argentina (great idea) but most likely return to Florida where women of his liking are plentiful in Miami's vast international population.
To his former mistress; all Americans owe a debt of gratitude for exposing Mr Sanford's true moral compass and ethical values

OHIO CSNY ( got audio back) - Kent State Massacre Montage

Chicks for Free

When applying for a bank loan the first consideration of the bank is, can you repay, will you repay and when will you repay. The bank then calculates the interest based upon these three variables.



When The Dirty Dozen Banks borrow from the government it's because they haven't enough money to cover their debts and are insolvent. The government then loans the money to the banks for zilch. Then the banks invest the borrowed money in interest bearing government T- bills, producing new fantasy money on paper. The free money is then used to repay the government loans in time for the banker's booty bonuses at years end, thus creating money for nothin and your chicks for free. The booty is then donated back to the elected officials for re-elections completing legal larceny. The elected officials then impose taxes to the people thus creating more money to be loaned.



The banks are the government!!

British Petroleum Attacks

The cost awarded to cleanup the Exxon Valdez was 5 billion dollars, although the amount is still being debated in court to the delight of the attorneys who no doubt will make more money than all the fisherman's lifetime combined incomes in Alaska.

The cost to cleanup the goo in the Gulf of Mexico will cost ten fold that of the Valdez not counting attorney fees of course.

The World Trade Centers One and Two were completed at a total cost of 900 million dollars

Why is our American outrage misdirected to third world thugs, when the BP cost will no doubt vastly overshadow anything the Arabs can muster. Grab your bicycle and your wallet because pump gas is going to skyrocket to pay for the attorney's , lawsuits, bureaucrats and cleanup. In that order. Never waste a perfectly good disaster when you can score a big profit from the public trust!!

Employment

General Vice President of Multiple Tasking

Large generous corporation seeks talented individual for long term contract employment. Applicants must posses a Bachelors of Science Degree from a respected university.Further requirements are listed below.

1. You must have a dependable vehicle with insurances for work as travel is required. We don't pay mileage or subsidize for use of your car. (truck or large SUV is preferred)
2. Since you will travel applicants must have a cell phone with GPS and laptop computer to communicate with home office HQ.
3. Applicants must maintain a complete set of tools hammers, saws, wrenches, brooms and brushes.
4. Must be bilingual in English Spanglish and Profanity.
5. Able to work overtime at nights and weekends as our schedules demands.
6. You must have a clean work history and no criminal backgrounds are accepted.
7.You should maintain a credit card and credit score of over 700 and have access to checking and savings at a major bank. We sometimes ask you make purchases for us as we offer 100% reimbursements paid on the 31st day of each month.
8. You must be able to lift a 100 lbs and be in top physical condition.
9. Background check and drug analysis fee of $100 dollar paid by each applicant.

Health Insurance: will be deducted from you salary and coverage is limited to healthy people only

Holiday Pay: we recognize all holidays whether religious or national however holidays must be celebrated on the first and third Saturday of each month

Vacation and Sick Pay: all vacation and sick days will be approved for the second and fourth Sunday of each month

Retirement 401-K program money deducted from your payroll will automatically be rolled over to a Wall Street Investment Banker who will likely squander your money on oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico. If any money is overlooked it will naturally be taxed under the 2big2fail bank bailouts

COMPENSATIONS: New employees will be placed on a 90 day probationary period. If you fail to meet our high standards you will be asked to leave and ineligible for any severance or unemployment claims as well as forfeiture of the $100 dollar background and drug testing.
NOTE : Employees are further advised they may not quit in the probationary period. To do so would cause the corporation to charge for bookeeping and training fees, which are based upon the national averages of $400.00 per week of employment until we locate a suitable replacment for your worthless ass
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The pay will be calculated on a rate of $10.00 per hour paid as a salary of $400 weekly as executive pay based upon the national average work week of 90 hours weekly to start. All hours above the national average will be considered overtime pay which is forbidden by our board of directors.

Corporate Welfare the American Charity

Why is it The Dirty Dozen Banks ,GM ,Fiat have access to interact directly with Congress and the US Treasury when the taxpayers receiving welfare must go to some smelly office and wait in line. I want to go to the discount window for my welfare the same as our Nationalized Banks and Auto Companies. Or maybe they should stand in line with the rest of the American beggars.

Why didn't Congress who declared no executive bonuses to beggars from TARP money see they would simply pay the money back after abusing the system for the entire year!

They took the free money for national security of course abused it and then paid themselves a handsome bonus from our ignorance. Maybe we should do something about this abuse.

When the infamous Blackbeard the Pirate was caught they hung his head from the bow of their ship returning to port

Reform the Criminals and Protect the Borders

It's apparent the illegal criminal aliens in Arizona have willfully chosen not to leave peacefully. The recent Arizona Law has caused the festering problem of criminal immigration to escalate to violence. Killing one policeman and firing on Border Patrol Helicopter.

The Arizona Law signed in response to the murder of a southern Arizona farmer shot by a suspected illegal border jumper.

17 illegals were arrested today in searching for the killers of the slain officer and wounding of another. The situation has clearly grown from the seed of minor inconvenience to a gangerous epidemic of bureaucratic neglect.

These are not the actions of patronizing non violent timid immigrants seeking refuge. This conduct is militant and aggression against the people of the United States of America. These criminals disgrace legal immigrants who have followed our laws in hopes of proving themselves worthy of becoming model citizens.

The Arizona Law is not discrimination, it's incrimination of criminals who crossed our borders against our laws. Criminals who enter our country have only one right in OUR constitution ,"The 6th Amendment of right to speedy trials".

All America asks: is to enter the country legally sign the register and obey our laws as a guest worker. This is our legacy,this is how our ancestors became Americans and we will not defile their sacrifices to facilitate the wishes of criminals.

These criminal aliens are obviously not afraid and willing to die for their right to another persons property. It is now up to America to grant these criminal their wish.

American sovereignty must be paramount to all other rights, for reasons of national security

Currently all legal American citizens relinquish a large portion of their freedom to the patriot act.

Criminal Illegals are above the patriot act and above our laws. They tear down fences to enter our country and will destroy any barrier that we impose. Whether it be walls, doors or American Laws. They don't care because they are not, nor choose to be Americans.

They mock the American Flag by flying the colors of their homeland as proof of their allegiance.

The only reforms needed are on the part of criminals. Our laws are not at fault because people of another country deem them unfair. I could care less what the folks of South / Central America think of our government. When I view the corruption in theirs.

Wake up America were not talking about borders on another continent here, were talking Arizona.

Would we allow uncontrolled passage of Islamic terrorist to America if they would agree to do "the work that most Americans don't want" ( BUSHISM)

We need to deport all criminal aliens as invaders and stop treating them as defenseless timid migrants. Impose new laws for anyone who offers employment ,housing or sanctuary to criminals. If crossing our border illegally is not a felony, then forging false documents for entry to employment and housing should become a felony. Certainly no discrimination in following the law. Documents forged such as Social Security ID, Drivers License or Birth Certificate should be a felony.

There is safety in numbers and the unofficial count is 22 million and growing