South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford advised the rumors of his rendezvous with his former mistress in his former state of Florida are true. The now divorced and soon to be unemployed Governor finds himself without wife or mistress, leaving even more time for hiking to Argentina.
It's unclear if the former mistress has interest in an unemployed and now single Mark Sanford, or hiking for that matter. Could be she is only smitten with powerful married men ,which Mark Sanford is neither.
The lame duck Governor will no doubt be eligible for retirement pay to cover his lack of skills and unemployment. South Carolina should look into withdrawing his retirement for the embarrassment he brought to his adopted state.
The unemployed lame duck former governor is reported to be planning a book and fitness video "Take a Hike with Mark Sanford".
It's unclear if the former mistress has interest in an unemployed and now single Mark Sanford, or hiking for that matter. Could be she is only smitten with powerful married men ,which Mark Sanford is neither.
The lame duck Governor will no doubt be eligible for retirement pay to cover his lack of skills and unemployment. South Carolina should look into withdrawing his retirement for the embarrassment he brought to his adopted state.
The unemployed lame duck former governor is reported to be planning a book and fitness video "Take a Hike with Mark Sanford".
Expectations of a number 2 seller. Voters in South Carolina are clamoring support for anything to remove him from their state.
On the brighter side the Governor may now date local women eliminating the extreme costs of commuting back and forth to Argentina.
When his current term is over he will no doubt leave South Carolina for other destinations, possibly Argentina (great idea) but most likely return to Florida where women of his liking are plentiful in Miami's vast international population.
To his former mistress; all Americans owe a debt of gratitude for exposing Mr Sanford's true moral compass and ethical values
When his current term is over he will no doubt leave South Carolina for other destinations, possibly Argentina (great idea) but most likely return to Florida where women of his liking are plentiful in Miami's vast international population.
To his former mistress; all Americans owe a debt of gratitude for exposing Mr Sanford's true moral compass and ethical values
No comments:
Post a Comment