Dateline:
Abidjan, Ivory Coast. Ousted President of Ivory Coast and former community activist was forcibly removed from his underground bunker. (NOTE: Ivory Coast is not a US bath soap)
Former President Laurent Gbagbo was found draped in the Ivory Coast Flag deep in his underground bunker and talking with Dick Cheney via Skype. The Cheney conversation was reported to discuss future political possibilities, employment at Haliburton and peaceful democratic US sanctuary. Former Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich advised Gbagbo to step down, surrender and seek work in American Daytime TV.
Gbagbo a staunch republican and long supporter of a 2big2fail Fascist Oligopoly style government refused to hand over the reins of power to newly elected Democratic President Alassane Ouattara. It's not clear why Gbagbo refused to relinquish power but, crack addiction is suspect.
The new Ouattara Regime supports a Oligopoly/Communist style government where the people vote but are subservient to their Oligopoly Employers for basic human needs.
Commander Daguillon lead the bunker raid to capture Gbagbo and remove him from government. Otherwise the transfer of power was similar to when Bush/Cheney left office stateside. Obagbo was also unharmed like the Bush Cheney departure.
Pro Ouattara fighgter Issard Souahro and French Ambassador Ali Coulbaly stated the transfer of power in the African nation was complete and under control.
US President Barack Obama and US Ambassador Youssoufou Bamba were not available for comment.
President Barack Obama an African American himself has a paternal heritage that can be traced to nearby Kenya. Obama has siblings and family member still living in Kenya which could explain the silence. Or it may be the lack of crude oil. Before civil war the Ivory Coast has been known as Gyaaman and the Kong Empire.
Ivory Coast exports stimulants and depressants Cocoa and Coffee worldwide.
I apologize for any misspelled words as my spell check went to meltdown on this piece.
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