I stayed up late last night to see if the Government would Shutdown. If you haven't heard the news we were saved from the apocalypse of a closed Lincoln Memorial today. Abe Lincoln would crap in his chair if he new what was going on at Capital Hill. The news is we landed on 38 red. 38 billion rescued from euthanasia spending deficit of 14 trillion dollars of bureaucratic waste. Truly a drop in a bucket of smelly waste. I wouldn't recommend any celebration in the 38 billion cuts. Nor, should you plan any long term loans in the near future. The reality is we cut 38 billion but, were still broke. We must print more Houdini Dollars and raise the debt ceiling to untold figures . It's like gas mileage; lets say your getting 14 miles a gallon and a recent tune up indicates your car now get another .00038 miles per gallon. Great news but, it still won't get you to the moon. You gotta give the boy's and girl's of capital hill credit for they really put on great show. The theatrics equalled anything Hollywood could produce. With 14 trillion we should get a good show. As for the 38 billion cut; they spent more than 38 billion in television air time covering the worlds largest dog and pony show. Seems fitting of an Academy Awards Oscar. Since we don't have Oscars we should have Obama Awards for the contributing Actors. perhaps a golden image of Obama himself in full statue would suffice. Best actor: would be John Boehner and best actress in the ship of fools goes to the unrivaled performance of Michele Bachmann. Best supporting actor: is Mitch McConnell and supporting actress Sarah Palin. Best Movie: goes to The Tea Party. Best in Science Fiction: hands down winner is the filthy rich Donald Trump. Best Director: is naturally Obama playing himself. The loser's were the American people again. It's now time to start preparing for the debt ceiling debates only months away. We can expect another round of great performances from the same boy's and girl's of capital hill. Same foot stomping screaming childish acting to ask for more money to spend on you and I. It's a great country huh. Where's Keith Oberman? I wonder how many day's it's been since Obama announced the closing of Guantanamo Bay Prison. Burma Shave
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Wheel of Unfortunate 38 Red
I stayed up late last night to see if the Government would Shutdown. If you haven't heard the news we were saved from the apocalypse of a closed Lincoln Memorial today. Abe Lincoln would crap in his chair if he new what was going on at Capital Hill. The news is we landed on 38 red. 38 billion rescued from euthanasia spending deficit of 14 trillion dollars of bureaucratic waste. Truly a drop in a bucket of smelly waste. I wouldn't recommend any celebration in the 38 billion cuts. Nor, should you plan any long term loans in the near future. The reality is we cut 38 billion but, were still broke. We must print more Houdini Dollars and raise the debt ceiling to untold figures . It's like gas mileage; lets say your getting 14 miles a gallon and a recent tune up indicates your car now get another .00038 miles per gallon. Great news but, it still won't get you to the moon. You gotta give the boy's and girl's of capital hill credit for they really put on great show. The theatrics equalled anything Hollywood could produce. With 14 trillion we should get a good show. As for the 38 billion cut; they spent more than 38 billion in television air time covering the worlds largest dog and pony show. Seems fitting of an Academy Awards Oscar. Since we don't have Oscars we should have Obama Awards for the contributing Actors. perhaps a golden image of Obama himself in full statue would suffice. Best actor: would be John Boehner and best actress in the ship of fools goes to the unrivaled performance of Michele Bachmann. Best supporting actor: is Mitch McConnell and supporting actress Sarah Palin. Best Movie: goes to The Tea Party. Best in Science Fiction: hands down winner is the filthy rich Donald Trump. Best Director: is naturally Obama playing himself. The loser's were the American people again. It's now time to start preparing for the debt ceiling debates only months away. We can expect another round of great performances from the same boy's and girl's of capital hill. Same foot stomping screaming childish acting to ask for more money to spend on you and I. It's a great country huh. Where's Keith Oberman? I wonder how many day's it's been since Obama announced the closing of Guantanamo Bay Prison. Burma Shave
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