Welcome: McConnell/Boehner Turtle Party

In response to street fighter Huckleberry Obama's challenge to Republican Caucus to propose their fix on the self imposed debt crisis. Mitch McConnell sheepishly stepped forward with his plans to allow Huckleberry Obama to have the Congressional Credit Card.

The Hot Potato debt crisis created in Congress is too much for McConnell and Company.

Proving once again there is no Conservative Party only Republicans.

Trading in the familiar GOP red,white and blue Elephant for the Green and Yellow Turtle. Green to represent the money they spend on Corporate Welfare and yellow for their lack of commitment to the American people.

Street Fighter Obama has allowed the noose of the Bush Tax Cuts to hang the Republicans with their own rope. Each time Huckleberry Obama proposes anything the Turtle Party has answered with no taxes on the rich. It's really really gettin old. The Smoke and Mirrors tax rate is simply the X factor as special interest deductions, loopholes and subsidies cloud the tax rate in unknown mystery. People receive four year University degrees to untangle the imaginary matrix of who pays taxes in America. We do know that Warren Buffet's secretary pays more in taxes than Warren Buffet. Sad but, true! Once you accept this fact the rest should be easy!

Conservatives vanished in 30 years of deregulation and failed Trickle Down Economics that produced Corporate Welfare and 2Big2Fail Black Hole Economics. They have pissed on our legs and claimed it was raining until the smell indicates otherwise. The refugees from the middle class could care less as the top 1% will soon join the rest of America in the second Great Depression and highest poverty rate in history.

The failed Federal Reserve concedes our currency is worthless in ZERO percent interest to 2Big2Fail Banksters. The free money is then plugged into Casino Bankers that distorts real value in the DOW JONES. This is precisely what caused the 1929 Market Crash that triggered the First Great Depression.

The transparency of the McConnell Plan is clear. Allow Huckleberry to have the checkbook and then blame the Democrats for spending all the money in 2012. That's not why you were elected. The people elected a two party system and skirting your Congressional Responsibility isn't gonna fly. The single caveat is of coarse, preservation of the Bush Tax Cuts. Preserving anything from Bush is mindless denial of accountable reality.

This kinda brings me to Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul's views are a bit radical but otherwise rational and logical. Maybe America needs a jolt of radical to bring us back to center. Neither the Democrats or Turtles seem to have an answer.

Let me know what you think?