Elin and Tiger signed their scorecards in the courthouse recently signalling 18th hole and game over. The Thanksgiving Day Classic began with the nine iron shot landing Tiger squarely in the driveway rough.
Tiger accused of taking dozens of extra strokes in the skins game, was penalized in the Orlando bunker. Determined to reclaim his home field advantage Tiger worked on his back swing and long drives only to loose on the green. Elin simply putted her way to the richest player in sports.
The Swedish Beauty has now captured the crown of highest paid player in PGA. Single and eligible at age 3o. Whatever will she do? With two caddy's from her former game guarantees she will never have to carry Tiger's club or wash his balls again.
To young to retire she may take her attractive swing to conquer Baseball or her formidable jump shot to Basketball building the excitement further.
Elin's grand slam is feared to have disrupted America's balance of trade with Sweden causing a rise in the Euros. A feat for the pinnacle of her Trophy Case
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