CURVEBALL

The smoking gun of the Iraq War and George Bush's Weapons of Mass Destruction has been revealed. I will spare you the mans lengthily name and tell you only, it contains three sir names, two maiden names and three kinds of Arabic flem.

Recently we've been inundated with revelations of the way we were. The newly released tell all books from Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld chronicle the cracker jack job they did running the country. Cashing in on the war they didn't fight and trumping those who did and died for a guy named CURVEBALL.

Really! You couldn't make this up if you had a thousand years. Secret code name Curveball. A former Baghdad Bridge Salesman and part time Iraqi snake charmer provided the imaginary fantasy mobile Chemical/Biological Weapons scenario. Sadam, he reported had a mobile laboratory traveling around the countryside making poison pumpkin juice. An eye witness for witless.
We now know Curveball lied to the CIA to receive asylum in Germany. According to Curveball everyone was happy. Sadam would die and Bush would have absolute proof truth Sadam had Chemical Weapons. The truth is he lied because he disliked Sadam. Some claim he just wanted out of Iraq and cash to live on.

We now know there were no Nuclear, Chemical or Biological weapons in Iraq. Nor did they support covert al Qaeda training camps. We do know Bush allowed 22 million criminal free ranging illegals entry to the US.

The War in Iraq that Bush often compared to World War Two proved to be real life Military War Games where hundreds of thousands died.
Bush's famous quote of " fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on the other two things" truly fits here.