Toyota Motors unveiled it's latest new model today. The timely announcement by CEO Yamamoto is no doubt due to the recent negative pressures from the media regarding Toyota's current line models. The new model "THE KAMIKAZE" will have a single accelerator and brake pedal no more confusing operator 2 pedal choices with optional Bombay doors, auto parachutes and ejection seat. The vehicle was unveiled at the latest NASCAR race, proudly showing off the race version as THE ZERO.
Sadly The Emperor of Imperial Japan could not attend as he was vacationing in Pearl Harbor,Hawaii
Stateside, Government Motors ( formerly general motors) has announced new changes in the 2011 nameplate. Due to recent US census indicating changes in ethnic diversity, Chevrolet will henceforth be sold as CHEBY.
Introducing new models such as the eight door BUSH ESCAPE and the CHENEY SS the first cars ever to run on pure operator methane!! The Cadillac name has changed to simply CRADIRAC. The Obama model will be free ,needs no maintenance ,is friendly to the environment, may be deemed unconstitutional, will be available in 2030
Learning from the the Bank Bailout a new derivative manufacturing process will utilize failed components of past models and cover them with phony warranties where all losses will be paid under the taxpayer supported 2big2fail format. Smart huh
FIAT, formerly Chrysler announced the innovative 5-50 warranty. The coverage is for five minutes from contract signing and if the car blows you keep 50% of the parts.
Tony Bamboozall head of Acquisition said Fiat would tender offers to Club Car, the American golf cart manufacturer as move to enter the lucrative off road market.
Mario Bamboozall head of Marketing will focus on the lower end donkey owner demographic similar to Europe.
Vito and Luigi Bamboozall will continue working in Collection and Warranty departments
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