A New World Order

I fell asleep last evening watching the news on our local TV affiliate. A sound bite referred to pending Florida Legislation that will allow corporations logo's on Florida license tag. The taxpayer would see a reduction of six dollars on an outrageous fee of hundreds. The Florida Legislators have always been champions of obtaining blood from stones.
Before I could say "You Bastards" I fell asleep

I awoke this morning to what I believed was an out of body experience. Turns out it was only the car radio from a nearby illegal alien returning from a night of home invasions.

As I lay there in a partial state of Alzheimer's I ran the morning ritual of, Who am I, Where am I and did anything good happen recently. Results were Check,Check and NO. Yep, It's me as I arose from slumber.
Headed towards the coffee pot the second activity of the morning, the first is not significant to this editorial, I negotiated the hallway. I ran into the door frame happens all to often and today wasn't any different.

As the hot Brain Liqueur brewed from the steaming pot I looked for other thing on my morning list of to do's. Turn on the TV, open the drapes, and fire up the hard drive.
Now with steaming coffee in hand I sat at my key board and 17 remote controls as I sipped the blessed brew. Nerve endings were connecting and the Alzheimer's nearly gone. (cured again)

My focus began rewinding yesterdays events. When I got to "You Bastards" I was hit with a revelation, Why not sell the whole state to a corporation. They already have preferred ownership of sports venues around the country at taxpayer expense.
I honestly began feeling a kindred spirit ship with Albert Einstein Just as he must have experienced a overwhelming feeling of eureka when E=MC2 was discovered. The cosmos has chosen me to be the guru of "Palmer's Theory of Negativity"

A NEW World Order: this was clearly the answer. Eliminate all non essential costs of governors congressmen and the like,transfer government payrolls to the highest bidding corporation to operate at their discretion's.

Saaaay..... Disney, they already own Orlando and have maintained there own government and zip code for years. We Floridians would become Mousketeers, and all would wear mandatory mouse ears to and from work with cute tails hanging from our auto tags. The space shuttle would exchange wings for ears.

Skeptics will say "That will never work". Ah, but it has worked. In the middle ages we had serfs and peons who worked the land for the King. In exchange for their labors they were given food
(not stamps either),if they planted food and shelter, if they built shelter. DIY technology of the day.
The king would keep all the gold because he was smarter and his expertise was invaluable. Let's call him "His Majesty KING BONUS" This system worked for a thousand years and then along comes the "Old Magna Carta" and ruins everything, shit..

Truly, Americans for the past two hundred years never really owned anything. Our ancestors were custodians of the land, only they retained the gold as profits and when they died it passed down to other generation or back to the government to be sold again. This was our legacy until now. This was the public trust for the people
Now the Banks own almost everything, minus what the corporations claim. Americans have mortgages,obscene taxes and script that is constantly devalued by The Feds. And the double standards of 2big2fail TARP legislation grips the land.

The only line of distinction between banking and government is, Banks add interest and government adds tax. Both are imaginary charges that fluctuate to insure Average Joe is always broke. An endless maze of squirrel cages refered to as the GDP. Crafted for the people that never look out to see their own reality.You can't win if you don't make the rules!

Back to The Theory of Negativity. The way I see things the corporation will own the entire state and instead of being shareholders we would be more akin to say sharecroppers
We would change Washington, District of Columbia to simply District of Corporation. George Washington would not approve or the US Constitution so we'll drop old George and write a more adaptive user friendly constitution.
Don't need a President, Congress or House either. Each state will sell out to a corporation and the White house will be more of a board room Headed by a Chairman of Corporations (possibly Gates or Buffett) replacing the President.
Florida would change to Mouseland, Michigan would change to GM and so on. New York will stay a welfare state and simply adopt TARP as its name and force Wall Street to move to Las Vegas where it belongs.