G.O.O.O.O.O.O.O = Gulf Oil Oozing On Oceans Office Of Oversight Observations

Whenever our leaders are challenged with a problem so large and widespread the blame cannot be focused on the single sacrificial scapegoat. They will invariably appoint a blue ribbon committee to investigate the obvious oversight.
President Obama announced such a Committee this week to shed light on those government employees who did not do their jobs.

Signaling the ceremonial surrender white flag of we can't hide this shit any longer. The trail of misspokens are so vast it can only be viewed as lies. How many barrels spew from the leaking 21" pipe?
Answer is: as much as God wants.
The new committee will offer suggestions of expertise to the following US Government Officials. Some of which you may be familiar
1. Department of Interior
2. E.P.A
3. Department of Energy
4. Bureaus of Oil and Gas
5. Mineral Management Service
6. National Energy Board
6. OSHA
7. Congress

It's expected the new think tank will not offer suggestions of "put a big ass lid on it" or "let's try a small lid" or "has anybody got some golf balls for the Gulf Hole"!

The blame and problems will then buried in useless regulations intended to absorb or deflect public outcry. In lieu of prosecution of the cronies and elected officials who are guilty. Followed by promises of it will never happen again but, always does is common.
You can't have a new regulation without creating a new agency to accept responsibility for the next time the same situation occurs.

For reasons unknown to the American people these agencies are always refereed to as an acronym. Referring to the name of said agency by acronym disguises and confuses the public as to what their purposes truly represents. The acronym and name usually have nothing to tie the problem to the agency.(see: The Slacker Act from earlier blog)

I therefore would like to assist the Committee in naming the New agency in charge of what nobody is held accountable.
The acronym of GOOOOOOO, I think is appropriate. for Gulf Oil Oozing On Oceans, Office Of Oversight Observation. This new agency will be in charge of making damn sure everything works first approach. Cutting edge technology of measure twice cut once implementation.

When these bureaucracies becomes so numerous, large and ineffective the government will then resort to the Super Agency to oversee the failures of all it's subordinate agencies. The Super Agency is the pinacle in the legislative pyramid of incompetance.

Homeland Stupidity is an excellent example of bureaucracy at it's finest. Now you have a government so large that failures cannot be identified until the Super Agency can now define the origins to blame.

The person who states "I'm from the Government and I'm here to help" is really nothing more than a guy that's empowered only to take your money.

Our government is currently embroiled in several problems involving the ineffective SEC (office of porn) INS, MMS, Border Patrol, EPA and the US Treasury.
In each case our leader have chosen not to embrace accountability and transparency but instead offer bailouts and amnesty to the leaders of incompetency.

The accusation that pointing the finger of blame will not solve the problem is truthful.
The finger of blame was never intended to solve any conflict.
The finger of blame is to guarantee it won't happen again and should it happen the outcome is dismal.

We cannot win a War because we choose not to win.
We cannot control our borders because we choose not to control.
We support a double standard economy where Wall Street operates from a different rule book than Main Street
We allow the Oil Barons to operate with impunity because we can.
We struggle to have an honest election is self evident.
We have become incapable of self government.

If your unhappy with the Status Quo, write to one of the Agencies listed above for insight to whose on duty. Let me know how you fare.