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Thursday, June 10, 2010

The Truth About Tar Ball


Anyone who has frequented the beach can testify to the destruction of the beach Tar Ball.
A single 1" gob of goo unattended can infect several states if not destroyed.
The BP goo of the Gulf of Mexico will eventually spread globally.

The experienced beach goer develops a sixth sense avoiding the beach phenomenon.
Once you have stepped in a Tar Ball the victim will soon find out how quickly the balls metastasize themselves across the globe.

The unsuspecting victim becomes the host carrier of the nasty glob of goo.

The Tar Ball doesn't reproduce, it spreads from dividing itself into countless numbers. The untrained beach goer will be diagnosed far after the infection has spread to all of his beach coolers, umbrella, towels and swim gear.

From here it quickly transfers to your automobile infecting the trunk, trunk lid, steering wheel, radio and turn signals. This is usually when the victim first discovers the anomaly.

Unfortunately clean up is not recommended . Clean up will only exacerbate the spread. The wise beach goer will proceed to the nearest car lot and sell the infected auto before the car fax is notified of your infection.
Your beach belongings should be burned immediately. You should walk to the nearest market and purchase a gallon of rubbing alcohol. Rubbing alcohol is the only known dispersant for effectively removing Tar Balls.
When you have showered always check the end of you nose because Tar Balls will always seek refuge here. Once the Tar is removed from your nose you should be decontaminated. The next time you go to the beach tread carefully whenever crossing the tide line!!!

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