In the news today are the Bush ERA Mega 2big2fail Banks disclosure they have stopped all pending foreclosures due to crooked law firms representing the Banksters.
The disclosure in foreclosure is a result
of claims the Banksters were taking property they had no note invested. They were simply throwing people in the street and taking ownership through the courts.
of claims the Banksters were taking property they had no note invested. They were simply throwing people in the street and taking ownership through the courts.
The Law Firms are taking the Fifth Amendment 2crooked2blegal.
In addition to 2big2fail the Banksters have also found they are 2big2loan and 2big2foreclose, deeming them useless in American Banking. They will continue to bolster the phony DOW Jones by investing Houdini Dollars printed at the US Treasury. The zero percent interest is the new Obama program officially identified as Zero4Zeroes.
The Banksters defended all allegations claiming the government was 2big2regulate.
Lindsey Lohan, Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton are rumored to be collaborating on a new line of designer prison wear for their faithful. The 2Lo2B2Hi brand will follow with a press release of a new fragrance "Onyobak".
Lindsey Lohan, Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton are rumored to be collaborating on a new line of designer prison wear for their faithful. The 2Lo2B2Hi brand will follow with a press release of a new fragrance "Onyobak".
The bottles will be a traditional long neck, dual purpose design. It will also be a first ever vibrating container (batteries not included) Similar to vibrating phones the bottle will vibrate every time a celebrity get arrested or posts bail. The fragrance will be a select blend of stale smoke, essence of Coors and hint of chlorine bleach . The announcement is expected to be followed by a class action infringement law suit from the inmates of the L.A. Jails.
BP announced their company would not release further information regarding the Macando Well Explosion that killed 11 men. It seems their computers crashed due to overloads of irresponsibility and lies. The CEO reports the only reliable information available indicating the catastrophe happened at all is the incessant Harp Music that mysteriously cannot be turned off from the computer. A BP spokesmen said a covert radical group known only as the Oily Pelicans are implicated in the Fowl play.
The US Senate announced their intentions to ban Mr Goodwrench from their chambers. They were tricked into believing he represented Government Motors and were horrified when he exposed elements of the truth that may cause pillars of salt forming in the chambers.
The vote will be taken immediately following the Republicans locating their yes button lost for 18 months.
BP announced their company would not release further information regarding the Macando Well Explosion that killed 11 men. It seems their computers crashed due to overloads of irresponsibility and lies. The CEO reports the only reliable information available indicating the catastrophe happened at all is the incessant Harp Music that mysteriously cannot be turned off from the computer. A BP spokesmen said a covert radical group known only as the Oily Pelicans are implicated in the Fowl play.
The US Senate announced their intentions to ban Mr Goodwrench from their chambers. They were tricked into believing he represented Government Motors and were horrified when he exposed elements of the truth that may cause pillars of salt forming in the chambers.
The vote will be taken immediately following the Republicans locating their yes button lost for 18 months.
MSNBC launched their new 10:oo pm time slot show "Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin". The moderator Lawrence O'Donnel asks simple yes or no questions as the competitor makes up their own vocabulary. Levi Johnston was the first contestant and a estranged member of the Palin clan. An indisputable advantage when scoring. He won the competition which should qualify him for a GED and Mayor of Wassilla, Alaska.
The new programming is an attempt to break away from the 24 hour cable news cycles where pundits create news by interviewing round tables of other pundits to be aired at another time slot. Perpetual nonsense and very little responsible journalism regardless of the channel you select.
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