The European Union is experimenting with their new toy, the Hadron Collider on the Franco Swiss border. Known as CERN they are busy colliding particles to reveal the secrets of the Universe.
The Russians are building rockets to go to the moon. Asians are exploring new propulsion systems to carry the first humans to Mars.
Meanwhile, America has been secretly working to develop yet another variety of Heinz. Last month America astonished the World with the elusive 58 th variety of Heinz.. Many thought it impossible. I have lived all my life with a mere 57 varieties and finally, 58. Can the flying car be far off. I think not.
Also femenist Lindsey Lohan was returned to jail for a violation of Parole. The Good news is she was out long enough to pose for Playboy. It's thought to be a #1 Best Seller among cell mates.
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