Monday, December 13, 2010
Weeper of the House
The new Speaker of the House (R) John Boehner will open new levels of transparency in the 112 Congress .
Citizens will soon be able to log on to CSPAN Congressional Telecast to witness John Boehner's emotions. John's state of composure being used as the current model for State of The Union. Teary eyed would indicate a arise in taxes for people making more than $400,00 a year. Chocked with tears could result in another TARP giveaway to Bankers. Swine markets have tightened the belts of Bush's Masters of Pork Barrel. The daytime TV Soap Operas are bracing for a big drop in viewers with the Boehner competition.
The question on everyone mind is whats he crying about?
He's got a job,($223,500) health care paid, unbelievable full retirement ($60,972 avg) and considerably overpaid. This does not include money from Tobacco Lobby. Kleenex is reported to be considering John as their new national advertising program "A Hanky for a Yankee" spokesman.
Boehner a self described conservative is Pro Tobacco and hand picked to distribute checks from Tobacco Lobby on the floor of the House of Representatives in 1995.
Note: a conservative is against all spending but, favors giving TARP money away. Awards No-Bid contracts to contractors for imaginary aggression of Arab Nations. John Boehner voted for the Bush TARP bailouts on October 3, 2008. Some people continue to reject conservatives with Free TARP for Bankers, GM and Fiat. In their defense, they respond with the $4.oo a gallon gasoline in 2007 as proof of their love of capitalism. Capitalism is for the greedy not the needy. The Buckeye State has also spent $7,874,070,000 of Obama Stimulus Money without a whimper of conservatism.
Boehner is against extensions of unemployment and favors cutting Social Security benefits. Both unemployment and Social Security appear as deductions from your paychecks. John's position is "even though the money is yours GM and Goldman need it more".
In spite of Ohio's high unemployment of 10.5%, well above the national average and home foreclosures not seen since the Great Depression the people of Ohio's 8th Congressional District continue to Re-Elect The Tan Man.
John says he weeps for Americas Children that they may have the opportunities he was given. He weeps for children but the pork all goes to GM, Fiat, Goldman, Citi, AIG and the children they go to Afghanistan when their eighteen. The children sleep in the streets as the Dirty Dozen Banksters hoard their homes with TARP money for resale in better markets.
The conservatives run to the aid of the Car Czars and Bankster bolstering the Stock Market and Housing as wages plummet in illegal immigration and skyrocketing unemployment. This is not the America that John Boehner was given. John's former college janitors job is now performed by illegal free ranging aliens. Tough to work your way through college competing with illegal aliens, John.
The Dream Act provides scholarship money for illegals now competing with law abiding American Children. The world is flush with deserving smart children. In America we say American Children first.
Maybe John's concern is for Mexican Children illegal in the US. 60 Minutes Lelie Stahl should have asked " Do you weep in Mexican or English Mr Speaker................
Friday, December 10, 2010
The Viagra Economy
More socialism 2big2fail for the Banksters and Oligopoly Corporation and less freedom for the capitalist workers forced to live in tyranny under The Patriot Act.
Offering the sugar rush of more borrowed debts to stimulate Americas long dead economy. Life support that only turns the wheels of greed, while Congress defiles the worker with "Sober up or Sleep in the Streets".
If we profited so well from giving TARP money away, why do we need to raise our debt ceiling and borrow more money from China. Relax if loaning money to yourself is a profitable form of commerce then we can all quit working and just borrow money. Similar to the Bush Housing Market where nobody paid we just borrowed today for tomorrows that never come.
One day were broke and told to "Sober up or sleep in the streets" The next day the Treasury announce we made money from TARP. Is it premature to declare victory until all the money is repaid and then adjusted to inflation numbers? Should we be so naive?
If America becomes independent from foreign oil buying windmills from China aren't we going from the fryer and into the fire. Are our leaders interested in creating jobs in America or do they simply cycle our money through the economy to attach fees, permits and bribery to fill their greedy pockets.
We don't have a economy. It's time to stop this nonsense and attach tariffs to foreign products until we achieve a trade balance with each country individually. When we have a trade balance then we should have free trade restrictions lifted.
If our exports fall and the world tumbles into depression at least we all suffer equally and have a chance to rebuild Free Market Capitalism without the 2big2fail Socialism Oligarchy
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Windmills Of Your Mind
This action violates every aspect of the Obama Pledge to bring new green energy jobs to American workers. Clean energy jobs leading us back to prosperity. Stopping the exports of jobs while investing in America. Seems as though we didn't read the fine print as to "which country he intended to improve"
The money from the Stimulus and Recovery Act is borrowed from the Chinese. The Chinese will seize the opportunity of foolish Americans to employ more Chinese Workers build new cutting edge factories and further their Research and Development for new Universities in China. They will also operate the Windfarm in Texas to insure even modest American jobs will not be created.
Maybe we should pack up the Statue of Liberty and send it as part of the deal. How long will it be before Americans immigrate to China to provide slave labor building Railroads in China.
See report below:
WASHINGTON — Top Democratic fundraisers and lobbyists with links to the White House are behind a proposed wind farm in Texas that stands to get $450 million in stimulus money, even though a Chinese company would operate the farm and its turbines would be built in China.
The farm’s backers also have close ties with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., who, at the height of his hard-fought re-election bid this fall, helped blunt congressional criticism over stimulus dollars possibly going to create jobs in China by endorsing a proposal by the Chinese company to build a factory in his home state. Although his campaign received thousands of dollars in donations from the wind farm’s backers and Reid stood on stage with them at a campaign event they hosted, his office declined to answer any questions about the wind farm’s organizers or their plans for Nevada.The wind farm, first announced more than a year ago, would consist of 300 2-megawatt wind turbines, each perched atop a 26-story-tall steel tower and spinning three blades — each half the length of a football field. The farm would span three counties and 36,000 acres in West Texas land best known for its oil. Dubbed the Spinning Star wind farm, the project’s 600-megawatt capacity is, theoretically, enough to power 180,000 American homes and would be the sixth-largest wind farm in the country.
It is being planned by an unusual joint partnership between the U.S. Renewable Energy Group, a Dallas investment firm with strong ties to Washington and the Democratic Party, and A-Power Energy Generation Systems, an upstart Chinese supplier of wind turbines. Filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission indicate the Chinese are bringing financing and the turbines.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
1964
Color TV tubes were all manufactured in Indiana. The fathers of the kids who lived in my neighborhood all worked in factories of Central Indiana. Western Electric made every telephone in America at the East side Indy plant. Phones were mostly black and most people only had one line. Party Lines were common and cheaper if on a budget. You could not own a phone. You rented phones and lines. Then paid for long distance calls. Long distance could be across the street.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
BB-63
One of these efforts was BB-63. On January 6, 1941 the keel was laid for the USS Missouri BB-63 ( Mighty Mo) Mighty Mo was the last of the Iowa Class Battleships built in World War 2. She followed the USS New Jersey, USS Wisconsin and USS Iowa.
The Emperor of Japan would sign total surrender to the Iron Will of the American People and the brave emissary servicemen who witnessed the event for the Great Land who built BB-63
Friday, December 3, 2010
"Sober Up or Sleep in the Streets" Alan Simpson
Forty years ago I worked building new factories to produce American Products in the heartland. RCA, Ford, Chevrolet, Chrysler, International Harvester, Western Electric and Marathon Refinery are now all gone. Vanished with the jobs and wealth they created. Restore the American Middle Class and most of our problems will vanish.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
My Too Cents
The logic here is why must we have thousands of workers employed in collecting revenue for the same objective. All we need is one person or machine to collect money to pay for our fine roads.
I see the problems as not in the road quality. The real problem is in the accountability in the systems of tax collection for quality roads. Pay as you go toll roads would be an inconvenience to the user, however the efficiency of maintaining our roads will sky rocket. Insuring the most bang for your buck through real cost controls. Tracking the receipts and expenditures is simple for toll roads. We shouldn't need teams of CPA's to tell us where our money is spent. We do need to streamline the way we collect taxes. Roads not used get no funding. Roads traveled receive more money and expansion as needed. The analogy for toll roads may be extreme to the right but, our current systems of collecting money for our roads is a wasteful extreme to the left. We have people collecting for gas tax, federal, state, county, and city . That's a lot of people doing the same thing. Buy a battery or tires, more people. It's insane!!
The Florida Turnpike is a great road and everyone is impressed with the upkeep, safety and cleanliness. I would support a federal license for your car but not a 6"x 12" plate for all to see. A federal licenses for driving would be acceptable as long as it wasn't used for anything but driving records. The registration would be to establish ownerships and insure the tax is paid for interstate travel. States could issue temporary fees for visitors. If adjoining states established reciprocation for State roads that would be OK.
I think people should be responsible for their driving. If you cause an accident then you should pay to repair the other persons car and medical bills. You should not be required to purchase Auto Insurance, cuze we know they never pay. Insurance is for people who enjoy waiting in line and filling out endless paperwork. If you cannot pay then you would forfeit your license and auto. Remarkably that is how we did it forty years ago. People who don't pay are handled in courts. Bankruptcy is an option. Mandatory Auto Insurance is for Joe Stalin.
Now we have mandatory insurance and nobody can afford it cuze their crooks. The state will take your license, tags and jail for not paying your premiums. If your not familiar with this law, eventually you will get to a point where premiums cannot be paid and receive the bad news from your Governor. A good business model today is to have Congress make your products mandatory and threaten with incarceration. This pretty much makes you a quasi monopoly and guarantees huge salary ($24,ooo,ooo) and bonuses ($1,000,000) for your business savy
Florida is being sued for selling Operator's Permit Information to private sector uses.
This information includes your retirement information from the embedded Social Surveillance Number on your State Operator's License. You may not see it but it's there. The importance of the information must be valuable or criminals wouldn't pay for the bribery.
I also like the idea if you don't vote you don't pay any taxes. I think everyone should serve their country. Young, Old, Handicapped should serve 4 years. Starting today. When called to service you serve your country in any number of ways. Possibly collecting money at the toll booth? This way we are all eligible for health care and access to education systems. Everyone would have the same health care and retirements of Congress. I never understood how people without health care or retirement plans provide same for Congress. Makes no sense at all.
Another thing that really burns me is Homeland Security and TSA Workers. Let the Airlines provide security for their planes. The whole cost of the security should be paid by the Airline via ticket prices. This will cause ticket prices to increase ten fold or about what it was before President Reagan's Deregulation. I don't fly and never will. I don't see why I should provide subsidy to those who fly. We provide Airports and the use of the Port is charged for each landing, takeoff and ticket counters. People who fly should pay all costs. People who drive should pay for roads.
I think that schools should be administered locally and without federal intervention. You pay for the schools in your neighborhood and kids walk to schools. Colleges should be open to everyone regardless of age or intelligence. If you have the money and want to take and receive college credits then nobody should be denied. The days of one lifelong occupation are gone. People live longer and technologies are the doorway to new occupations. If you have children when your twenty then you should be accepted at thirty or forty to enter college. We need federal standards for curriculum and minimum standards. No bogus degrees from Matchbook University. No discrimination based upon education. Requiring a four year degree from college should be replaced with a comprehensive test that all are eligible. Proving competency over degrees allows people who already do the job from experience get paid the same as a college graduate in Zoology.
We need to get our government out of our Banking. The Banks have become the unconstitutional forth branch of government. Swiss Banks are separate from the government for five hundred years without incident. We have the FDIC which insures nobody can steal your money except Congress. The criminal have all gone to work for the government. I could never understand how people could get rich in Banking without stealing. I think they do steal and Congress makes it legal.
I think our elected official should be held accountable to the economy. If unemployment is 10% and poverty rate is 14% then Congress should see a 24% reduction in their paychecks. This would give them an incentive to grow up and act adult.
We know there's allot of waste in government and you can witness the abuse at every Post Office and License Branch. Recently we find the USDA was confronted with accused racism and followed through firing an individual without due process. The actions were found to be those of incompetency when facts of racism were dispelled. The person accused of racism was fired the incompetent was allowed to stay. The taxpayer is told, perceived racism is not tolerated but incompetency is acceptable. A few months later 2 thousand people contracted salmonella poisoning missed by USDA and FDA. Racism should not be allowed on a level playing field. Racism is not the work of USDA. We have people at the Justice Department that are also not working and should be the cop on the beat. Justice Department is not involved in rotten eggs as yet. The Justice Department is also failing miserably at controlling our borders and immigration. Same story there. They seem more concerned about profiling than controlling the borders. We have our priorities second to minorities and nobody is working!!!
Thing are worse at the Treasury Department where people at SEC downloaded pornography while the criminal raided the Stock Markets. These clowns at SEC were college graduates dragging down $250,000. a year in compensation. So much for higher education Mr President!
At the Department of Interior they were bribed with hookers and drugs for not enforcing the Laws at MMS offshore oil leases. Deepwater Horizon murdered 11 men at the Macando BP lease.
We need to fire half of our government workers and then hire back qualified people based upon test score. Slowly hiring each year as needed. I think we need to establish new home energy codes nationwide. Each time a house is sold it must be fitted with Solar Panels, Solar Hot Water, Windows and Insulation. No sense buying homes you can't afford to heat and cool. Houses that are foreclosed should be sold or torn down if empty more than ninety days. If Banks want to hoard homes they should pay people to live in the homes until a sale is made.
This may sound like a bunch of crap from a person who knows nothing. If you look at each item you will see ways to reduce spending and increase productivity. I concede, many people in government would be against my ideas. Sadly, I have more.
Reaching for Failure
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sarah Palin for Top Momma Grizzly
I really never fully understood why she quit such a lucrative position of power such as Governor.
I hear and enjoy allot of her T-Party Rhetoric that criticizes the actions of others in an dysfunctional government. We all know what's wrong, Ray Charles could see that and he's dead and blind. Criticism without solution is hypocrisy in inaction and she quit her job as Governor.
President Nixon was the only guy to quit the Presidency and that screwed everything up for ten years.
Many pundits ask "Is she qualified to be President of the United States of America"?
George W Bush proved that if you meet the criteria of the US Constitution intelligence is not required. The first law of Bush politics is "spin the narrative fast enough that facts are lost in the lying".
I must admit after her interview with Katy Couric I have trouble imagining her in debate with Obama or other World Leaders. Trick question about "do you read" and "where's Russia" was beyond Sarahs knowledge. Did I mention she resigned as Governor of Alaska.
Sarah Palin is as qualified as Paul Teutel Sr. to be President and Paul didn't quit Governor of Alaska. I Like the idea of a Palin/Teutel ticket in 2012 or Teutel/Palin?
Paul Teutel is no relation to famous Ma and Pa Tuttle I checked. I watch the testosterone basic cable soap opera success "American Chopper". What I enjoy about the show is the obvious use of American Made Products. I don't however, follow Dancing with the Stars and fail to see the interest.
Chung's Chinese Choppers evidently would not sell on the Discovery Channel. Although a spot on Home Shopping Cutlery Network might be a big success. It's all about image and people who ride American Made Motorcycles might purchase steak knives from China. This is a big problem in America.
I'm not ruling Sarah out as a candidate in 2012, after all I supported Ross Perot and Obama.
I would like to hear less about what others did wrong and more about detailed analyses of how she would fix our problems.
Regardless of the candidate I want to hear solutions only in 2012. No more tattletales. Pointing fingers is only good in court and nobody goes to court or prison today.
Whoever we elect I hope they don't quit for more pay on "Dancing with the Stars"
Chinese Friday
I'm not sure how the rest of world get by but, I'm sure they must have similar Keynesian Holidays tied to their GDP. China is a Communist, Buddhist Country without Pumpkins, Pilgrims or Christmas. The Turkey is nothing more than a large Chinese Chicken.
No other Country in the world profits so well from what could only be described as a gift from Buddha himself. Just as sure as the leaves will turn color in the Fall, the Wise Men of Wall Street will appear with factory orders and American Gold. We no longer trade in Frankincense and Muir.
China was our Alli in World War 2 but, in the Korean Conflict they fought against the US Military. Just this morning it was announced North Korea fired missiles at South Korea. Two South Korea Marines died in the attacks. Happy Thanksgiving from Communist North Korea.
America was on a fast track to squash North Korea in 1950 like a road pizza until the Chinese crossed the border aiding the Communist North. The war raged on and the 38th parallel established as a result of attrition. Both Countries exhausted their ability to win and victory never resulted.
This year I ask all Americans to support the Troops and Veterans of World War 2, Korea and Vietnam. Buy American Products this year. Demand American Products and American Factories. You may pay more in dollars but we won't be sending our youth to slaughter and the military budget will decrease. China will develop their own economy with their Communist Allies.
Demand American Products this Christmas. America needs high paying skilled jobs for our youth not merchants of death in the military.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Government Motors the Double Standard of Excellents
In the beginning man hunted and fished for his needs. Hunters and Gatherers wandered the planet in search of their next meal. Agriculture was discovered and the mailbox was invented. Tribes traded and bartered for their needs in the absents of government and taxes. Two bushels of wheat for a chicken. Two chickens equals one goat. Five goats equals one cow etc. No Banksters or Broksters.
We didn't have government until the bronze age and gold smelting was discovered. As soon as we found gold we invented the pentagram of evil including war, greed, government, politicians, rulers and taxes. The Gold Standard was born. It was given the name of economy. Markets flourished as clans bought and sold all commodities in gold exchanges. Kings had armies and armies controlled the people and the gold.
Commerce produced wealthy, poor and slaves. The new system divided the wealth unevenly by creating hundreds of slaves and thousands of poor to create the wealth of a few.
This system worked for a couple of thousand years then some guy killed the King and Democracy was born. This was a good day indeed. Now each person could own property and gold. It was then necessary to assess each person for taxes to build roads schools and perform the work of the dead King. England still has Kings and Queens and they serve the same useless purpose for 5 thousand years. No comment on the English Monarchy as I'm Scottish and therefore guilty of countless attempts to kill them off throughout history. Regardless of the government the crops still grow and fish still swim.
Democracy was a long time coming and self government was difficult, until we formed a more perfect Union in the US Constitution. Great read on the least sellers lists.
Things got out of control for a while so we chose up sides and exercised our rights to butcher each other in World Wars 1 and 2. The crops were still growing and fish swam in the oceans as we killed people for the control of Gold. This concludes the history of the World Parts One and Two.
Then a long came a guy named Nixon and he abandoned the Gold Standard for the Confetti Standard. We now could print money rather than dig for Gold. This is where most people get lost because Gold does not evaporate whereas money does.
If you placed six hundred dollars in a drawer with six hundred dollars worth of Gold and closed the drawer for fifty years you would find when you opened the drawer the Money was only worth one hundred dollars and the Gold was worth about the same in purchase power. Gold is slowly mined around the planet increasing the volume. Money is printed currency and can be printed in endless supply. The printing of new money is what causes the evaporation of the dollars.
If you find yourself in poverty, the reason is simple. The rulers make it against the law for you to print your own money. Therefore, you don't make the rules you only follow the rules.
Following the rules will always make you poor. There are two rules beyond your control and both are intangible. They are imaginary and fabricated by the rulers. They are Interest and Tax. Without the Gold Standard they control your wealth by printing money, interest and taxes. The three are mystically tied to each other in a blur of obscurity called finance. Don't waste your time trying to figure it out because without a real commodity like Gold the rules change faster than you can say Bernie Madoff. When any changes are made to one it affects the other two.
If you print more money you must increase tax because printing more money makes the current money worth less (worth less not worthless) Current money is why it's called currency. Printing money and tax are inseparable. You make more money you pay more tax. They offer college degrees to study tax so don't try to figure this out either.
Wow! I made it back to Government Motors or GM. GM is in the news this week because of the stock offering on Greed Street. The hope is the sell off will retire some of the debt owed the taxpayers from Bush TARP 2big2fail. Whoppeee! we may get a third of our money returned from TARP. You remember when George the Shoe Guy came out of the Socialism Closet and changed capitalism forever with TARP.
We haven't been this mad since Jerry Ford exonerated Richard Nixon from prosecution of high crimes and misdemeanors. The Pardon that grants a Get Outta Jail Free in exchange for the appointment of "Leader of the Free World".
Anyhow an article published today claiming the T Party was wrong and the GM Bailout was the smartest move since we bought Texas from Mexico.
2big2fail is nothing more than 2blind2see. The Salvation of GM is not the source of the angry taxpayer. For years GM legally repossessed cars and foreclosed homes from taxpayers as rule one of capitalism. It's not so much that GM and the Dirty Dozen Banks were bailed out. The anger comes as we have gone from the Gold Standard to the Confetti Standard and now courtesy of George W Bush we now have the Double Standard. The Double Standard is very simple. It has no rules and can be crafted to any situation.
Look, We all know that if you wait long enough and carry John Q Citizen long enough eventually providing him with subsidies he will overcome his obstacles and return to work and regain solvency just like GM. Joe Plumber will pay his mortgage and make car payments when he returns to work. If we as a country did for the taxpayers what they did for GM and Banksters we wouldn't have recessions. People could stay in their homes and wait out the storm until the economy improves.
I don't support the idea of 2big2fail or 2blind2see. When Lehman Brothers went down the London Bank Barclay's bought most of the assets within 24 hours. Less than a week later a Japanese Bank bought all of Lehman's Asian holdings and the taxpayer paid nada. In one week the whole bankruptcy was done. We forget that before there was GM there were separate corporation of Chevy, Olds, Pontiac, Cadillac, Fisher Body, Delco all formed into a huge corporation to compete against Henry Ford. The best scenario would return these corporation back to where they began. I would support subsidies to invest in a solid business model borrower to rebuild Cadillac or Pontiac. Instead we bailout a bunch of losers and perpetuate incompetency. 2big2 fail is the reward for Peter Principle. Where a man is rewarded for sublime incompetency.
In a nut shell, I don't believe America owes anyone a TARP Bailout but, if you give it to one then you must change the rules for all. GM is not a success story. GM is a story of corruption that impedes the much needed correction provided by free market capitalism. I recommend we return all the foreclosed homes and reward the homeowner with bonuses or the Banksters should be imprisoned and their Banks sold off like Lehman Brothers. Only then will we begin to crawl out of this hole of 2big2fail.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Paper or Plastic
We as a nation thought Check Point Charlie and the Brandenburg Gate were a disgrace. Guess what; they don't wanna see your papers any longer. Due to bureaucratic neglect your Driver' Operators License or SS Card offer no relief from inspections. Homeland Stupidity recognizes anyone can obtain these document either legally or through forgery. If you choose the Nekid Machine (sun screen suggested) you could be kicked out of line if you don't pass on the Green Light Nekid Machine inspection. The Nekid Machine reveals any weapons of mass destruction and your birthday suit.
Dave Barry evidently had a blurred groin area and therefore got the double pleasure and embarrassment of receiving both invasions of privacy. Whether your embarrassed by the disclosure your groin is blurred or proud of the achievement is of personal preference. Could be someone thought Dave was suspicious or maybe really "hot looking"qualifying him for the additional delay.
It's now known if you fail both inspection you now qualify for the full body cavity search. Presumably the inspections are performed by the very best of TSA workers. These highly skilled workers have been thoroughly trained in human cavity search and cleaning BP Gulf Coast Beaches. Either way a complimentary Confessional booth is offered by the Priesthood, after you have cleared the inspections of course. The Priests inform you that wearing white on your wedding day is not approved. I assume after the third option you are either eligible to fly, prison cell or gay marriage. I was just getting accustomed to paper or plastic at the grocery and now I'm asked "Dallas" or "Eternal Damnation"? I'm not a prude or anything but, John Holmes neither.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Terror Alerts---Author Unknown
I found the humor enlightening and wondering what other generations would feel about our current threats compared to those of past generations. Enjoy!!
Subject: International Alert Levels Raised
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent
terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from
"Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet
again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been
"A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to
"Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is
the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for
the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".. The only two higher levels in
France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive
strikes on all of their allies "just in case".
Canada doesn't have any alert levels.
New Zealand has raised its security levels - from "baaa" to
"BAAAA". Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one
more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and
rescue us".
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No
worries" to "She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels
remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this
weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever
warranted use of the final escalation level.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Hurricane Disaster, Contagious Diseases and George W Bush
We may soon see Bush and Obama on "Dancing with the Stars" but probably not dancing Bi-Partisan. Dancing to the top forty hit "Hey Big Spender" is rumored. The Secretary of State has reportedly banned former President Bubba Clinton from the show due to family value issues.
The new book is the self fulfilling prophecy that history would ultimately judge his administration. Reminding Americans again, making 17% of the people happy all the time is a daunting task.
The book carries the theme throughout that things could have been much worse had he not acted boldly in his leadership. After all Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years and only had 10 plagues to his credit. A challenge easily surpassed by Bush.
Credit for "Mission Accomplished" is often implied to the reader of the text but, not expressly noted in the book.
Readers witness the difficult Bush task of un-spining the truth is much more problematic than fabricating imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction. Facts are stubborn and not easily removed from history. Bush seemed frustrated that Vice President Al Gore and President Obama received "The Nobel Peace Prize and he didn't even get an Academy Award Nomination.
The books revelation that the darkest day of his Presidency was the accusation from a illiterate Hip Hop Star that Bush was a Racist. The exchange of "Who's a Racist" is now competing with "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" The book inspires us to question if Bush is a racist and Hip Hops are racist why, then is former Mayor of "The Big Easy" Ray Nagin not a racist.
Former F.E.M.A Director "Heckuva Job Brownie" was unavailable for comment.
It's important to note the Supreme Court has recently ruled that Water Boarding Mayors is against the "Geneva Convention" Water Boarding Hip Hops Stars is OK.
Hurricane Katrina, War Dead in Iraq and the Terror Attacks on New York City and The Pentagon wisely take second place to being personally charged with racism. The Bush famous quote of "Fool me once shame on me and Fool me twice, shame on the other two things" apply here.
Famous Bush Doctrines such as No Contractor Left Behind and The Jobs America does not want are not embellished in his long list of achievements. Vice President and Mentor Dick Cheney advised the No- Bid Contracts to Haliburton and Covert Immigration should be left out of their book for reasons of national security. Thanks to the Bush Patriot Act our government no longer needs the US Constitution. The Patriot Act provides for KGB type surveillance on the public. It seems that during the Bush Years civil discord has reached a level where home made domestic terror is perceived as a bigger threat than Arabs hiding on planes.
Bush refuses to acknowledge the Iraq Invasion was a real boner mistake. Bush stresses that Saddam Hussein was a poor leader and therefore needed replaced. He fails to mention the citizens never threw shoes at Saddam or Iranian threats quadrupled in Saddam's absents. The book claims that Bush kept us safe from terror attacks. He does not mention the weapons he shielded us from did not exist or we've only been attacked once and it was on his watch!! George never compromised his values even when faced with facts his values were wrong.
Ultimately, Bush is correct, history will decide the Bush Legacy. We all hope we've seen the last chapter. Bush will be remembered most not for starting a senseless War in Iraq or Playing the Fiddle while destroying the Largest Economy the world has ever known. George W Bush should be remembered for having done so without a single drop of alcohol.