National Dementia Day ?

Mitoosense has been criticized by the main stream media for not supporting any charitable organization. Wishing to maintain our objective as political neutral we searched for a cause affecting the entire population. Dementia disease is rampant among Blond Haired Women and suspicions of a flawed double helix are documented from birth. Discrimination is a terrible thing to waste. Despite this fact it's known to affect all people and some corporations.
Today is National Dementia Day. You may be one of the millions unaware of the celebration. Being unaware indicates your also a possible victim. Seek help immediately. The Information Desk at the Mall cannot help you.
The reason I know it's National Dementia Day is when I found myself in the kitchen this morning and couldn't remember why I went to the kitchen. National Dementia Day can be celebrated at any time or place and as many times as you wish. Mine was today. Carefully retracing my steps I soon learned of my original intentions. Realizing my own trip from reality in a self imposed time warp predicted by Albert Einstein. I had come full circle. The disease is noted in two phases. There's short term Dementia and Long Term Dementia. Dementia begins with long term afflictions such as forgetting complex math formulas, anniversary's, birthdays and escalates to wondering where you placed your shoes, in final stages. (pictured at above)
If you find yourself in the bathroom and don't remember why your there, it's clearly time to put your affairs in order. I never forget why I'm in the Men's Room. In the Ladies Room is another disease and not considered Dementia.
Considered a disease of aging. I disagree. When your born you begin life's journey. The Earth spins on it's axis creating the day. The daily revolutions occur as the Earth and Moon spin around the Sun creating years. After 60 years of all this spinning your just dizzy from the endless circles.
Other indicators are preoccupation with Homeland Security Color Awareness or Gay Pride. As the disease progresses it affects hair growth. Daily hair grooming becomes similar to USDA crop rotation. Each morning you find less hair on your head and new shoots in the Ears and Nose. Shaving aggravates the disease. The proof found in Amish Religion and American Indians. They aren't known to shave and nobody ever saw a bald Indian or Amish Man. I assume they're living Dementia free. The National Symbol of Dementia is the Question Mark?