Holy Smoke

White Smoke was seen rising from the Senate Floor as Brett Kavanaugh vote to the Supreme Court was reached 50 yea 48 nay. CNN is not leaking the story.....

Immaculate Deception

The Russian Election Meddling continues as Robert Mueller tries to tie President Trump into collusion with Putin and Company. Despite the fabrication of evidence from the D.N.C, Trump Is pitching the best No Hitter since Yankee's Pitcher David Cone 1999. The evidence starts with a rumor, then lies, then tied to some truthful but unrelated facts. When the tale is smothered in enough unrelated facts, the stench from the core is barely noticeable. Bias Politicians and Media only report on the unrelated facts until the general public agrees. The Mueller Probe has a list of people near the Trump Campaign who pleaded guilty to a wide variety of charges in exchange for immunity. Even the guilty pleas share nothing in common with election meddling.     The body count on the other side is equally impressive but not widely reported.                                                                  The same play book is used in the Supreme Court nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. This time we don't reach back a couple of years, we go all the away back to 1982. Y'all remember 1982, the year of the Falklands War, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and President Reagan This excavation reveals Dr Christine Blasey Fords recollection of a house party she attended somewhere in the Northeastern United States. The Date is just as infinite as it occurred in the summer or it was hot outside. Some evidence given declare there were four boys involved while other accounts only two. Beer and alcohol do strange things to memory let alone 36 years of aging. The  Doctor remembers three names not four because the forth was someone she didn't know or remember (alcohol can do that) The Doctor also admits to drinking beer but only one to be sociable? The FBI has interviewed all of those named and all have either answered , it did not happen or they cannot recall her or the party. If you think this evidence is sketchy, hang on it gets worse. The Doctor claims she wished to remain anonymous. She drafted a letter and gave it to her 18th District Representative who forwarded it to Senator Feinstein. Diane Feinstein swears that she did not leak the letter to the press. When asked if her staff leaked the letter she replied,No.  I know this is true because I was watching the live broadcast of the spectacle when  Diane leaned over to ask her assistant the question and answered , No because I just asked her. So much for oversight and the size of Diane's Congressional Staff. ( must be true huh) Any how the whole story is a classic he said she said until you ask for a witness, then the thing begins to favor the Judge and the Doctors story starts to smell psychiatric.  Somehow Senator Lindsey Graham wakes up from the mid term electioneering duties and gives his best 2018 Patrick Henry speech and raises the bar so far above the Democrats it will take forty lies to overcome. How the greatest story ever told got to the media requires a strong imagination. Again she said she said emerges as the Senator and the Doctor point fingers back and forth without any validation. Nobody is ever accused of lying we just don't care about the obvious loopholes in corroboration/ collaboration we just don't know. Congress or The Senate doesn't want to do their jobs so Sen Flake ( real name) asks for a vote to allow for a 7th FBI investigation because they're scared of mid term elections and the FBI isn't running this time. By the way a famous quote is the definition of insanity is; repeating something 7 times an expecting a different outcome. Well the FBI has a week to figure out how long a string is before fact are revealed again. This old information will be utilized by the Senate to establish probable guilt, which in this case is Congress. Meanwhile the FBI is investigating Trump or who stole the toilets seats from the FBI building in DC. The Agents reportedly have nothing to go on. but Russia Hackers have a clue!!!

Love Stinks

Season 44 Saturday Night Live opened to mix reviews. Singer Ariana Grande was a no show. Reportedly still recovering from kissing her boyfriend and turning him into a frog