Earnest T Bass Arrested

The FBI and CIA are investigating the broken windows at The White House. An anonymous tip from Mayberry resident Barny Fife; a possible suspect could be the notorious Earnest T Bass.
The Bass modus oporandi is to throw rocks at as many windows as possible, then Run like the Dickens

It was learned Earnest T Bass has an extensive Rap Sheet breaking windows. Breaking Only, No Entry which is a misdemeanor.

Floyd's Barber Shop, Gomer's Garage, County Clerk Howard Sprague's window and now the White House have all been subject to Earnest T rages.

Otis Campbell and Goober Pyle were held for questioning. Both had solid alibis collaborated by Aunt Bea. Aunt Bea resides with Sheriff Andy Taylor. The investigation resulted in the arrest of Earnest T Bass in a Beltway Motel outside DC. Found in a car registered to Earnest T were a large assortment of high quality stones. Some as as large as grapefruits. FBI have traced their origin to the Mayberry area. During questioning Earnest said he was lost and wanted to go home now.
Deputy Barny Fife quoted "When will the Madness Stop"? Sheriff Taylor was not available to comment.
Homeland Security announced they were mystified. Earnest T Bass had no cell phones or computers in his possession. Further, no evidence of Earnest T has ties with the subversive Occupy Mayberry protesters. Having no digital footprint his 4th Amendment rights were not violated. No firearms means his Second Amendment rights are intact. This made it possible for Domestic Terrorist to go undetected.